function jereBio()
{
var writer = "Micky Spilane"
var rand=Math.floor(Math.random()*8)
switch(rand)
{
case 0:
    writer = "Vladimir Nabokov"
    break
case 1:
    writer = "Flannery O'Connor"
    break
case 2:
    writer = "Gene Wolfe"
    break
case 3:
    writer = "Joan Didion"
    break
case 4:
    writer = "Italo Calvino"
    break
case 5:
    writer = "Ishmael Reed"
    break
case 6:
    writer = "Dashiell Hammett"
    break
case 7:
    writer = "Walker Percy"  
}
var player = "Elton John"
var rand2=Math.floor(Math.random()*7)
switch(rand2)
{
case 0:
    player = "McCoy Tyner"
    break
case 1:
    player = "Art Tatum"
    break
case 2:
    player = "Thelonious Monk"
    break
case 3:
    player = "Herbie Hancock"
    break
case 4:
    player = "Bud Powell"
    break
case 5:
    player = "Horace Silver"
    break
case 6:
    player = "Wynton Kelly"  
}
var x=document.getElementById('jerebio')
x.innerHTML="<p class='name'><a href='mailto:jmesser@rkm-research.com'>Jeremiah Messer</a></p><p class='jobtitle'>Senior Analyst</p><p class='bio'>A native Mainer, Jeremiah joined RKM in the spring of 2005, two years after receiving a BA in American Literature from Middlebury College. His goals are to write like&nbsp;"+writer+"&nbsp;and play piano like&nbsp;"+player+".</p><p class='content'>email: <a href='mailto:jmesser@rkm-research.com'>jmesser@rkm-research.com</a></p>"
}